HERE ARE A COUPLE OF SILLY COMMERCIALS I MADE A COUPLE YEARS BACK FOR BOOKS 1 & 2!
BOOK 1: SOFT TACO ISLAND
BOOK 2: TOPLESS AGENDA
CRITICS ARE SHITTING THEIR PANTS OVER THE MANTASY SERIES!
“Amazon best selling author Lyle Christie has created one of the most compelling and entertaining series in a long fucking time”—Tumbling Rock Magazine
“I started eating more fiber just so I could go to the bathroom and read!”—Frank Deuce, Write-On
“I was LITERARILY constipated, and now I’m a REGULAR reader!”—Sandy Bottom, Beach Reads
“This changes EVERYTHING and mostly for the better!”
—San Francisco Times
UPCOMING BOOK RELEASES
The re-release of the series is underway, and book 8 Prometheus Protocol is available as fuck! Book 9 Mantasy Island is in the works! As is Book 10 Balls Deep!
HORRIBLY HIGH-WAISTED PANTS ARE BACK AND THEY'RE CALLED CHIN HUGGERS!
The pants you couldn't wait to go out of style are back as a means of countering the large buttocks movement. Nothing makes a butt flatter and less appealing-looking than a high waist!
NEW SWAG IS COMING SOON!
A new batch of Mantasy Mugs is coming soon! What goes better with a good book than a good cup of coffee? Not much, so get ready to hit that morning toilet time in style!
RECORD CROWDS SHOW UP FOR EUROPEAN BOOK TOUR!
All across Europe record crowds showed up for books signing, forcing local authorities to bring in off duty officers and impose a curfew. In related news, ladies undergarment shops were selling out of lacy thong underwear and bras, as fans were buying them in the hope the author would autograph them. One lucky early arrival from Stockholm Sweden, Inga Floobinh, said “I was one of the lucky ones, as Lyle signed by book, my bra, and my boobs!”
A FRENCH PERSON BOUGHT A MANTASY BOOK!
Yes, someone perhaps named Monique or Pierre bought a Mantasy book! Lookout France!
SCIENTISTS FINALLY KNOW HOW MUCH WOOD A WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK, AND IT’S A LOT!
The ever elusive woodchuck has been chucking wood for some time, and now scientists know it’s a lot. Professor Don Drago of the American Frontier School of Biological Sciences has cataloged a shit load of woodchucks chucking wood.
“We now know they chuck wood, and it’s a lot,” he was quoted as saying.
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